funny sardar sms

SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead

Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-

funny sardar sms

SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead

Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-

funny sardar sms

SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead

Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-

Sardar running after bus

Sardar running after bus finaly catch it & Asks Driver
Yeh bus teri Maa lagti hai?
Driver: N0
Teri behain lagti hai?
Driver: N0
To Fair charn q Nai denta

FAER MILLAN GAY

1 Aadmi Sardar se:Rotay Q ho?
Sardar:Truck di takar tu bal bal bchya wan!
Admi:Bch to gay ho phr Q rote ho?
Srdar:Truck day piche likhya c
“FAER MILLAN GAY”

funny molvi sms

Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!
MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
HINDU LADY: Namasty!
MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi

funny morning voices

UK:-Hi dear
USA:-good morning
CHINA:-mehow
JAPAN:-shanhow
ITALY:-manichi
FRANCE:-sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne

Give up my seat to a lady

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

Love In HINDUSTAN

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Funny sms Thoughts On Men

Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

What does ILU means?

What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends”

Alwayz Delighted

Man 1:
“I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“I’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …