funny sardar sms

SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead

Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-

funny sardar sms

SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead

Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-

funny sardar sms

SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead

Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-

Sardar running after bus

Sardar running after bus finaly catch it & Asks Driver
Yeh bus teri Maa lagti hai?
Driver: N0
Teri behain lagti hai?
Driver: N0
To Fair charn q Nai denta

FAER MILLAN GAY

1 Aadmi Sardar se:Rotay Q ho?
Sardar:Truck di takar tu bal bal bchya wan!
Admi:Bch to gay ho phr Q rote ho?
Srdar:Truck day piche likhya c
“FAER MILLAN GAY”

funny molvi sms

Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!
MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
HINDU LADY: Namasty!
MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi

funny morning voices

UK:-Hi dear
USA:-good morning
CHINA:-mehow
JAPAN:-shanhow
ITALY:-manichi
FRANCE:-sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne

Give up my seat to a lady

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

Love In HINDUSTAN

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Funny sms Thoughts On Men

Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

What does ILU means?

What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends”

Alwayz Delighted

Man 1:
“I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“I’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …

pathan sms jokes

Pathan: Aj mri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai,Frnd: Wo kese?

Pathan: IMAM SAhab bole Apny MOBILE of kr dain,Mera mobile Ghr tha jb of kr k aya to jmaat

nkl gai.:-)

funny pathan sms jokes

100 pathan aik kashti main sawar thay..,

k achanak kashti ruk gayi,,...Aur...Sab doob gaye,kaise?.

Pathan thay na sab,Dhakka lagane utray thy..

funny hindi sms

Cr0w sitting 0n a tree d0ing n0thing.

Rabit th0ught t0 d0 the same & sat 0n gr0und.

A w0lf came & ate it.

M0ral: t0 sit & d0 n0thing, y0u need t0 be 0n t0p:-)

funny sms jokes on zardari with sherry rehman

Mat ro Zardari abhi jaan baqi hai,

Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai,Bibi mar gai to kia hoa,Abhi Shereen Rehman baqi hai :-)

funny sms joke on father and son in urdu and hindi

Son: Abba idher AA.

Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta,Abba ko izat k saath bulate hain.

Son: Abba izzat k sath idher aaja. ;)

funny sardar sms jokes

Lady in police station to Sardar

inspecter:mere husband 2 din pehle aaloo lene gae thay,abhi tak nahi aey".

Sardar:"Te behan g tussi kuch hor paka lo.:-)

funny sms on doctor and jokes

Man;Koi lambi umar ka tariqa bataiye,

Doctor;Shadi kar lo,Man;kiya is se umar lumbi ho jayegi,

Doctor;Nahi, Ye shouq khatam ho jayega..!

funny student sms and jokes

Ek Student Dusre Se:Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai2nd Student:

To Phir Chal aja Thori Parhai Karte Hein

funny president zardari sms in urdu

Pakistan Post Office ne ASIF ZARDARI ki tasveer walay Stamp jari kardiye hain...

Awam pareshan hain K thook kis traf lagaya jaye..??

funny sms on shatan

____@ __/ " ____ _(@)______(@) , Peep..pep..

Chalo jldi betho abhi or SHeTAN bhi pakarny hain :-)

funny urdu sms jokes on doctor

A woman calls a doctor;

'doctor sb...meray betay ko current lag gia hai...wat should I do?

Doctor: bibi sab se pehlay to aap shukranay ke do nafal parhain k AAPKAY HAAN LIGHT AA RAHI HAI....

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD :p

jokes urdu sms

Dad: If u paas in the Exam, I will give u 1 Cycle.

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.

Son: Why?

Dad: Puttar, Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!

funny faraz jokes sms

FARAZ tri yaad har pal stati thi,

Wah Wah

FARAZ tri yad har pal stati thi,




ek bili moti tazi thi jo maze sy ding dong khati thi..!

funny hindi sms jokes

Boy to his father : papa mai b apni shadi pe item girls ka dance karwaon ga,

jaisa aap ne apni shadi per karwaya tha....

Papa: Kute deya putra o terian phuphian c.

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